Can you see all this seaweed? It was all along every beach we went! My guy thought if he drove far enough, maybe he could find a seaweed free spot. No such luck. |
He pulled over to let the National Park ranger who was following us, pass. Instead the ranger decided to get out of his vehicle. |
Ranger Rick, (I don't think that was his name, but I'm calling him that anyway), "What's going on here?" My guy asks, "Is there a beach around, without all this seaweed?" |
Rick Ranger: "An ocean without seaweed? You're eyes are red. Why are your eyes red? Have you been taking or smoking anything?" |
My guy: "It's probably allergies, or the wind, or maybe the salty ocean." My seat is reclined. I start laughing at the ranger's preposterous assumption. |
I say: "No sir, we haven't smoked anything. We've been here before, but that was in June and July. We've never seen all this seaweed!" |
"Yeah, the seaweed has been bad here, the last couple weeks, okay the past month or so."
My guy: "We'll just go back to the hotel beach."
Ranger Rick: "The hotel should have the seaweed cleared."
Me: "Well they haven't."
Ranger points at me, "Have YOU had anything to drink today?"
I answer, "Just water."
I hold up my bottle & shake it, (you wanna sniff & taste it? I imply without words).
He says to me, "Let me see your eyes. Are they red?"
I pull down my sunglasses.
Rick Ranger: "Well YOUR eyes aren't red."
Me: "I haven't been in the water. I've only stayed on the sandy, (seaweed-y) beach."
"You sure you haven't drank or smoked anything?"
Me: "Yes. No, we haven't!"
"Do you have that Jeep that's parked up the road?"
Me: "No, this is all we've got! Bye."
Me: "Yes. No, we haven't!"
"Do you have that Jeep that's parked up the road?"
Me: "No, this is all we've got! Bye."
"Stay safe."
WTF? He and his partner were both wearing sunglasses! I should've asked to look at their eyes. Maybe they were the ones drinking and smoking. Sounded a little paranoid too, just saying. Remember the first time we got pulled over here? I asked the cop why he was pulling us over, when we were only going 5 miles over the speed limit? He only gave us a warning. But, I'm not a sassy pants or anything.