The following is a true story. I used when I guest posted for Sarah, from Atlantic Atlantis.
Note: that all photos here, were recreated for dramatic purposes.
|This is my car. I know it's old, but it's paid for.|
I was running errands when, the traffic light turned red. I slammed on the brakes.
Do you know where this is going?
The guy behind me, hits my car. My best option seemed to wait for the light to change, then pull off somewhere, & look at the damage.
Different guy,hits my car. No, I didn't slam on brakes! My car was completely stopped. Are you freaking kidding me? This dude just backs his car up & acts like nothing happened. Note: I was still waiting for the train to finish zooming past. I decide it's probably no big deal. He didn't get out of his car. I didn't get out of mine. He just goes his merry way.
What are the chances of one car, being hit twice, in one day?
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Go to my friend's house, hrs. later. Traffic is bad, it takes an hr. & a half to pick her up, & go to store.
Where is everybody?
|Wanna know who's gas light came on the way back, because she was low on fuel?|
Welcome to my life.
No, I didn't run out of gas.