dragon festival

john dragged me to the dragon festival. when he told me about it i started laughing. i was laughing when we got out of the car. i was laughing the whole time we were there at the absurdity and complete lameness of the whole thing. even the boat race was dull. the funniest part was when the announcer told the bad karoke singer she should try out for american idol. she said she planned on it. that's when john started laughing on the way out. yeah we all know i don't need drugs to laugh at the joke of my life or life in general.